As we grow up and become women that are old enough to do "dilo tsa batho ba bagolo", direct translation (adult things), we always come across statements like "bo pila ba monna bo mo potleng" (a man's attractiveness is in his wallet), "di lazaro dija monate" (broke guys chow properly) and "banna ba naleng di chelete ba bofokodi" (opposite of the lazaro statement about monied men)!
I don't know how true this really is though... And as women, do we believe these things based on the fact that its information that is passed on to us or is it our experiences?
Are the tails we've been told about Lazaro and the attractiveness of a man being in a wallet, not swaying the direction of our perceptions maybe? I mean, I could date an ugly ass filthy rich man and not spend a dime of his money and enjoy his "bofokodi" or date a broke guy that won't come close to "getting me there" and still have the audacity to ask for R100 for gas money... That's if he didn't need to be picked up to begin with!
Though I've always wondered, bo lazaro, where do they get this supposed skill??? And then I think... it's obviously because when other men are working on the sizes of their wallets, they are watching movies and practicing how to pick a girl up and chow her on the kitchen counter... Hmmm... Not far fetched... Anyway...
My take is, its about sexual compatibility, really... But the flaw in my diplomatic view point is; what happens when you really like someone and he is everything you are looking for in a man and ticks all the right boxes but has a small centre piece??? Do you then exercise your running abilities? Or do you consult men's health? Or do you go with "its about the ocean in the motion or motion in the ocean" concept?!
We are very judgmental as women... And sometimes we put unnecessary pressure on men... Shame!
What if its not that he doesn't have a small willy? Maybe its that you might just have a bigger situation down there, than what he's used to?
I've heard all sorts ofname calling of the guys' packages... From "s'khrumelo sa lipstick", "cheesegriller", "malana a khoho", "potato wedge", "pinnochio" and the funniest I've heard, "mbitjana"... Let's play nice ladies... Lets play nice!
Is it fact or fiction in your experience? Lazaro oja monate for real? and skepsil sa Modimo, rra di chelete o foketse? I know we all have stories that bring a chuckle or two... But...
Their egos lie in their centre pieces and we all stroke them for different reasons so I guess these stories and teachings might not necessarily ring truth to some of us and for some... They may have just hit the nail on the head!
Hahahahaha!!! Fact fact fact,although being with a larazo is never ideal,but they do give good "Trompie"
ReplyDeleteHahahhahahahhaa,wow mbitjana!#death...huuuu, now this piece deserves to be a nwespaper or magazine article. It really got me thinking...we are quite judgemental beings. Eish mara bo mbitjana le bona maan, why ba fokola?hehehe. I've come to learn that its all about the compatibility. Its what goes and rocks the couple, what the 2 of you can do with "bofokodi" ba hae. Eish mara some cases are just a no no...keya leboga.
ReplyDeleteKe sono bathong... Mara mbitjana killed me... I died a thousand deaths!
DeleteI can't even contain my laughter as I read this. Waitsi re nale kgotlello mara!!! Dammit, we put up with so much...But Pone is on point, it's all about compatability! Mara can we not confuse compatibility with pity, if you pity his "situation" then you are in for a rough ride ahead shem hehehehehehehe!
ReplyDeleteHahaha! Pity sex is another post all 2gether... Wait for it... Wait for it...
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